\u0130\u015fte gene hi\u00e7 sevmedi\u011fi bir duruma d\u00fc\u015fm\u00fc\u015ft\u00fc! Bin kez s\u00f6ylemi\u015fti kendi kendine ki, \u201cDolmu\u015fa bindi\u011fim zaman de\u011fil, inerken paray\u0131 verece\u011fim bundan sonra!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Olmuyordu, olmuyordu Allah belas\u0131n\u0131 versin. Bundan \u00f6nce bir de\u011fil, be\u015f de\u011fil, belki de on, on be\u015f, yirmi sefer hep ayn\u0131 duruma d\u00fc\u015fm\u00fc\u015f, \u015fof\u00f6rle tak\u0131\u015fm\u0131\u015ft\u0131. En temizi, dolmu\u015ftan inece\u011fi yere gelince, inmeden \u00f6nce paray\u0131 vermekti. Bir s\u00fcre \u00f6yle yapm\u0131\u015ft\u0131. Ama bu sefer, bu sonuncu sefer…<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Durak kalabal\u0131kt\u0131. Birka\u00e7 ki\u015fi ko\u015fmu\u015flard\u0131, \u00e7evik bir davran\u0131\u015fla girivermi\u015fti arabaya. Solunda iki ki\u015fi. En sa\u011fdayd\u0131. Yan\u0131ndaki bozuk paralar\u0131n en k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fc\u011f\u00fc iki bu\u00e7ukluk. \u00d6teki m\u00fc\u015fteriler verince o da onlara uymu\u015f, uzatm\u0131\u015ft\u0131 iki bu\u00e7uklu\u011fu. \u015eof\u00f6r alm\u0131\u015f, \u00f6tekilerin iki bu\u00e7uk, be\u015fliklerinin \u00fczerini vermi\u015f, onunkini… Bu s\u0131rada en sa\u011fdaki inip, bir ba\u015fka yolcu binmeseydi \u015fof\u00f6r herhalde paran\u0131n \u00fcst\u00fcn\u00fc verecekti. \u00c7\u00fcnk\u00fc davran\u0131\u015f\u0131 \u00f6yleydi. Ama yolcu \u201cCa\u011falo\u011flu!\u201d deyince, \u015fof\u00f6r yeni m\u00fc\u015fteriyle konu\u015fmaya dalm\u0131\u015f, iki bu\u00e7u\u011fun \u00fcst\u00fcn\u00fc unutmu\u015ftu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ne yapmal\u0131yd\u0131 \u015fimdi? \u201c\u015eof\u00f6r efendi, iki bu\u00e7u\u011fun \u00fcst\u00fcn\u00fc unuttunuz!\u201d dese, \u015fof\u00f6r belki de, \u201cNe biliyorsun unuttu\u011fumu?\u201d diye bozabilirdi. Bozmasa bile, dolmu\u015f yolcular\u0131 \u015f\u00f6yle bir bakarlar, i\u00e7lerinden, \u201cAmma da para canl\u0131s\u0131 ha!\u201d gibilerden ge\u00e7irebilirlerdi. Ba\u015fkalar\u0131n\u0131n onun hakk\u0131nda b\u00f6yle d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnmelerini istememekle beraber, bu t\u00fcrl\u00fc d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnd\u00fcklerini belirtircesine yan yan bakmalar\u0131ndan nefret eder, cinleri tepesine toplan\u0131rd\u0131.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sa\u011f\u0131ndakine bakt\u0131: Koca burunlu, sark\u0131k gerdan\u0131n biriydi. Beyden de\u011fil de efendiden. B\u00f6yleleri ukala olurlar. Vara yo\u011fa kar\u0131\u015f\u0131rlar. Tart\u0131\u015fmaya can atarlar. Nitekim: \u201c\u015eof\u00f6r Efendi, iki bu\u00e7uklu\u011fun \u00fcst\u00fcn\u00fc unuttunuz\u2026\u201d dese, bu koca burunlu, sark\u0131k gerdanl\u0131 adam o bi\u00e7im, yan yan bakacakt\u0131. \u201cNe bak\u0131yorsun?\u201d diye terslese, \u201cG\u00f6ze yasak m\u0131 var?\u201d kar\u015f\u0131l\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 alaca\u011f\u0131n\u0131 iki kere iki d\u00f6rt eder gibi biliyordu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Adama yeniden bakt\u0131, sanki “G\u00f6ze yasak m\u0131 var?” demi\u015f gibi k\u0131zd\u0131, i\u00e7inden:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cVar!\u201d dedi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sanki: \u201cYok can\u0131m?\u201d kar\u015f\u0131l\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 alm\u0131\u015f\u00e7as\u0131na \u00f6fkesi artt\u0131. Gene i\u00e7inden:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cCan\u0131n yoksa nas\u0131l ya\u015f\u0131yorsun?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cAman ne baya\u011f\u0131 espri. Evlad\u0131m espri zeki insan harc\u0131. Sense\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cBense?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cKa\u015falotun birisin be!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tam bu s\u0131rada solundaki yolcu da inmek i\u00e7in \u015fof\u00f6re seslenmi\u015fti. Araba durdu, solundaki indi. Solundakinden bo\u015falan yere kayd\u0131. Koca burun, sark\u0131k gerdanl\u0131 da ortaya ge\u00e7ti. En sa\u011fa yeni bir yolcu. O da Ca\u011falo\u011flu’ya gidecekti. Tekli\u011fi uzatt\u0131. \u015eof\u00f6r elli kuru\u015fu omuzu \u00fczerinden en sa\u011fdaki yolcuya uzatt\u0131. \u015eof\u00f6r onun iki bu\u00e7uklu\u011funu sa\u011flama unutmu\u015ftu. Bir ara:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201c\u015eof\u00f6r efendi benim iki bu\u00e7uklu\u011fun \u00fcst\u00fcn\u00fc unuttun!\u201d diyecekti vazge\u00e7ti. Adam belki de \u015f\u00f6yle derdi:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cNe iki bu\u00e7uklu\u011fu?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Kan tepesine s\u0131\u00e7rad\u0131. Sanki \u015fof\u00f6r ger\u00e7ekten bu kar\u015f\u0131l\u0131\u011f\u0131 vermi\u015f gibi sinirleri gerilmi\u015fti. \u0130\u00e7inden: \u201cArabaya binerken verdim ya!\u201d, \u201cHat\u0131rlam\u0131yorum..\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cNas\u0131l hat\u0131rlamazs\u0131n? Yalan m\u0131 s\u00f6yl\u00fcyorum?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cBen yalan m\u0131 s\u00f6yl\u00fcyorum?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cBiz bu meslekte senin gibi neler g\u00f6rd\u00fck..\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
O zaman, o zaman dayanamaz, \u00e7\u0131ld\u0131r\u0131rd\u0131 i\u015fte:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cBeni onlarla m\u0131 k\u0131yasl\u0131yorsun yani?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u015eof\u00f6r belki de yar\u0131m sa\u011fla arkaya d\u00f6nerdi:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cNesin ya? Han\u0131m evlad\u0131? Doland\u0131r\u0131c\u0131lar\u0131n hi\u00e7biri doland\u0131r\u0131c\u0131l\u0131\u011f\u0131 kabul etmez. Hele, de, surat\u0131na at\u0131l\u0131r!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cYani?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cYani de\u011fil Panayot!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Evet, \u015fof\u00f6rle b\u00f6yle tak\u0131\u015fsalar ne olurdu sonu? Karakola m\u0131 d\u00fc\u015ferlerdi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Birden g\u00f6z\u00fc dikiz aynas\u0131na kayd\u0131: \u015eof\u00f6r adamakall\u0131 s\u0131k\u0131yd\u0131. Alttan \u00fcstten inceltilmi\u015f b\u0131y\u0131\u011f\u0131yla da itin birine benziyordu. Tak\u0131\u015f\u0131nca arabay\u0131 durdurup direksiyondan iner, yakas\u0131na yap\u0131\u015f\u0131r, belki de bir kafa, bir yumruk…<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0130\u00e7ini \u00e7ekti. Bu hi\u00e7 de istenecek \u015fey de\u011fil. Eli y\u00fcz\u00fc kan i\u00e7inde, \u00fcst\u00fc ba\u015f\u0131 toz toprak, karakola gitmek, \u015fof\u00f6rden davac\u0131 olmak… \u00dcstelik sa\u011f\u0131ndaki m\u00fc\u015fterilerle \u015fof\u00f6r\u00fcn yan\u0131ndakiler de herhalde \u015fof\u00f6rden yana olurlard\u0131. O zaman \u015fof\u00f6r: \u201cBana hakaret etti Komser Bey!\u201d der, hakaretin \u015feklini anlat\u0131r, m\u00fc\u015fteriler de onu desteklerlerdi ki, hem iki bu\u00e7uklu\u011fun \u00fcst\u00fc kal\u0131rd\u0131, hem de \u015fof\u00f6re hakaretten kovu\u015fturma ba\u015flayabilir, astar\u0131 y\u00fcz\u00fcnden pahal\u0131ya gelirdi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Onun i\u00e7in, vazge\u00e7meli, hatta iki bu\u00e7u\u011fun laf\u0131n\u0131 bile etmeden, yeni elli kuru\u015f vermeliydi \u015fof\u00f6re. Besbelli, unutmu\u015ftu ald\u0131\u011f\u0131 iki bu\u00e7uklu\u011fu…<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pantolonunun bozuk para cebinden iki tane sar\u0131 yirmi be\u015flik \u00e7\u0131kar\u0131p avucunda tuttu. Az sonra Ca\u011falo\u011flu’ya gelince inecek, inerken de paray\u0131 verecekti. Verecekti ama neden? Elli kuru\u015fluk yolu ne i\u00e7in \u00fc\u00e7 y\u00fcz kuru\u015fa gelecekti? Enayi miydi? Paralar\u0131 yeniden cebine sokarken, akl\u0131ndan gene kavga, karakol, dolmu\u015f m\u00fc\u015fterilerinin tan\u0131kl\u0131\u011f\u0131 ge\u00e7ti. Vazge\u00e7ti cebine koymaktan. Dayak yese de yemese de karakola d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnce haks\u0131z \u00e7\u0131kabilir, hele \u015fof\u00f6re hakaret d\u00fcmeni i\u015fin i\u00e7ine girerse, de\u011fil \u00fc\u00e7 lira, kim bilir ka\u00e7 \u00fc\u00e7 liralar d\u00fc\u015febilirdi i\u015fin i\u00e7ine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
G\u00f6z\u00fc yeniden dikiz aynas\u0131ndaki \u015fof\u00f6r\u00fcn \u201cit\u201d y\u00fcz\u00fcne ili\u015fti:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cAllah belan\u0131 versin!\u201d diye ge\u00e7irdi. \u201cHayvano\u011flu hayvan. Surat\u0131ndan belli ne bok oldu\u011fun. Haram z\u0131kk\u0131m olsun, yiyeme in\u015fallah. \u0130la\u00e7 paras\u0131 yap. Hem de varsa en sevdi\u011fin \u00e7ocu\u011funa!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ca\u011falo\u011flu’ya gelmi\u015flerdi:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cBen uygun bir yerde ineyim!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cPeki abi..\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u015eof\u00f6r arabay\u0131 uygun yere yana\u015ft\u0131r\u0131p durdurdu. O, avucundaki elli kuru\u015fu tam uzatacakt\u0131, \u015fof\u00f6r iki bu\u00e7uklu\u011fun \u00fcst\u00fcn\u00fc uzatt\u0131:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cBuyurun abi iki liran\u0131z\u0131!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ald\u0131, dola\u015fan ayaklar\u0131yla h\u0131zla uzakla\u015ft\u0131. Y\u00fcz\u00fc alev alev yan\u0131yor, kendi kendinden utan\u0131yordu.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u0130\u015fte gene hi\u00e7 sevmedi\u011fi bir duruma d\u00fc\u015fm\u00fc\u015ft\u00fc! Bin kez s\u00f6ylemi\u015fti kendi kendine ki, \u201cDolmu\u015fa bindi\u011fim zaman de\u011fil, inerken paray\u0131 verece\u011fim bundan sonra!\u201d Olmuyordu, olmuyordu Allah belas\u0131n\u0131 versin. Bundan \u00f6nce bir de\u011fil, be\u015f de\u011fil, belki de on, on be\u015f, yirmi sefer hep ayn\u0131 duruma d\u00fc\u015fm\u00fc\u015f, \u015fof\u00f6rle tak\u0131\u015fm\u0131\u015ft\u0131. En temizi, dolmu\u015ftan inece\u011fi yere gelince, inmeden \u00f6nce paray\u0131 …<\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8569,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_eb_attr":"","footnotes":"","_members_access_role":[],"_members_access_error":""},"categories":[87],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8552","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-oyku"],"rttpg_featured_image_url":{"full":["https:\/\/yazinulkesi.com.tr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/orhan-kemal-iki-bucuk.png",1563,1250,false],"landscape":["https:\/\/yazinulkesi.com.tr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/orhan-kemal-iki-bucuk.png",1563,1250,false],"portraits":["https:\/\/yazinulkesi.com.tr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/orhan-kemal-iki-bucuk.png",1563,1250,false],"thumbnail":["https:\/\/yazinulkesi.com.tr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/orhan-kemal-iki-bucuk-150x120.png",150,120,true],"medium":["https:\/\/yazinulkesi.com.tr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/orhan-kemal-iki-bucuk-300x240.png",300,240,true],"large":["https:\/\/yazinulkesi.com.tr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/orhan-kemal-iki-bucuk-1024x819.png",1024,819,true],"1536x1536":["https:\/\/yazinulkesi.com.tr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/orhan-kemal-iki-bucuk-1536x1228.png",1536,1228,true],"2048x2048":["https:\/\/yazinulkesi.com.tr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/orhan-kemal-iki-bucuk.png",1563,1250,false],"codate_slider":["https:\/\/yazinulkesi.com.tr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/orhan-kemal-iki-bucuk-1563x1000.png",1563,1000,true],"codate_item":["https:\/\/yazinulkesi.com.tr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/orhan-kemal-iki-bucuk-550x350.png",550,350,true],"codate_item_vetical":["https:\/\/yazinulkesi.com.tr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/orhan-kemal-iki-bucuk-500x800.png",500,800,true],"codate_item_masonry":["https:\/\/yazinulkesi.com.tr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/orhan-kemal-iki-bucuk-550x440.png",550,440,true],"codate_blog":["https:\/\/yazinulkesi.com.tr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/orhan-kemal-iki-bucuk-417x340.png",417,340,true],"codate_single":["https:\/\/yazinulkesi.com.tr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/orhan-kemal-iki-bucuk-852x500.png",852,500,true],"codate_tabs":["https:\/\/yazinulkesi.com.tr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/orhan-kemal-iki-bucuk-90x90.png",90,90,true]},"rttpg_author":{"display_name":"editorYasin","author_link":"https:\/\/yazinulkesi.com.tr\/author\/editoryasin"},"rttpg_comment":0,"rttpg_category":"\u00d6yk\u00fc<\/a>","rttpg_excerpt":"\u0130\u015fte gene hi\u00e7 sevmedi\u011fi bir duruma d\u00fc\u015fm\u00fc\u015ft\u00fc! Bin kez s\u00f6ylemi\u015fti kendi kendine ki, \u201cDolmu\u015fa bindi\u011fim zaman de\u011fil, inerken paray\u0131 verece\u011fim bundan sonra!\u201d Olmuyordu, olmuyordu Allah belas\u0131n\u0131 versin. Bundan \u00f6nce bir de\u011fil, be\u015f de\u011fil, belki de on, on be\u015f, yirmi sefer hep ayn\u0131 duruma d\u00fc\u015fm\u00fc\u015f, \u015fof\u00f6rle tak\u0131\u015fm\u0131\u015ft\u0131. En temizi, dolmu\u015ftan inece\u011fi yere gelince, inmeden \u00f6nce paray\u0131…","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yazinulkesi.com.tr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8552","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yazinulkesi.com.tr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yazinulkesi.com.tr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yazinulkesi.com.tr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yazinulkesi.com.tr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8552"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/yazinulkesi.com.tr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8552\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8554,"href":"https:\/\/yazinulkesi.com.tr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8552\/revisions\/8554"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yazinulkesi.com.tr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8569"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yazinulkesi.com.tr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8552"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yazinulkesi.com.tr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8552"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yazinulkesi.com.tr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8552"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}